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Martini Jokes
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Martini jokes to make your party guests smile...
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Charles Dickens: I’ll have a Martini
Bartender: Olive or Twist?
Blurred Vision
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double Martini. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double Martini.
After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double Martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' Martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it's time to go home."
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Short Change
A guy rushes into a bar, orders four Martinis straight up and has the bartender line them up in front of him. Then without pausing, he quickly downs each one.
"Whew," the bartender remarked, "you seem to be in a hurry."
"You would be too if you had what I have."
"What do you have?" the bartender sympathetically asked.
"Fifty cents."
Olive Run
A fellow came into a bar and ordered a Martini. Before drinking it, he removed the olive and carefully put it into a glass jar. Then he ordered another Martini and did the same thing. After an hour, when he was full of Martinis and the jar was full of olives, he staggered out.
"Well," said a customer, "I never saw anything as peculiar as that!"
"What's so peculiar about it?" the bartender said. "His wife sent him out for a jar of olives."
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